Saturday, April 16, 2016

After Earth: Another Movie M. Night Shat Upon

So, here we go again--Shyamalan has "Shat Upon" yet another film in his oh-so vibrant career.  I'm sure most of you would agree that Avatar the Last Airbender the movie (the movie that pisses Pragmus Alpha off the most) was "the last" because it clearly sucked...  But that is besides the point.  In our latest video, we'll take a look at one of Shat Upon's latest "creations." Now you may consider it too cruel to refer to M. Night Shyamalan with such a derogatory  name, but remember, The Last Airbender. 

There has been much criticism for trying to target Mr. Shyamalan's work, saying that it is "too easy." They would be right. Seriously.

Our brains were so tired after analyzing a brilliant film such as Grave of the Fireflies--check out the review--that we just had to pick on someone so easily targetable. (I know that's not a word, sue me.) The premise is interesting, but the entire first third is quite pointless! YAY FOR POINTLESSNESS!

Some people will argue that it's just a bunch of pretentious critics that rail and slander the poor struggling artist that is M. Night Shyamalan. (If you think that, watch Lady in the Water; it'll change your mind real fast.) However, even the audiences seemed quite fed up with it. If anything, we can rejoice that we can all come together knowing that in the collective consciousness of mankind, After Earth is truly a huge steaming pile of shit.

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